My man Larry!

THINK!

"The trouble with every one of us is that we don't think enough. We don't get paid for working with our feet — we get paid for working with our heads."

"By THINK I mean take everything into consideration. I refuse to make the sign more specific. If a man just sees THINK, he'll find out what I mean. We're not interested in a logic course."

Thomas J. Watson

the year was 1911

not much has changed since then unfortunately.

WTF humanity? what the fuck!

Why is it that we waste our lives working 8, 10 and sometimes 12 hours a day?

Then come home to really try to enjoy ourselves? What the actual fuck is wrong with us?!
Am I the only one inquiring about this shit?

No dude, I don't have the answers...but I do have the questions.

fuck

random quote

In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There’s nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

wow!

everything is so goddamn corporate friendly PG-13 nowadays
even the fucking people i have to interact with

our lives are indeed just a waste of time
wherein eons do not matter

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground

웃어라. 온 세상이 너와 함께 웃을 것이다. 울어라. 너 혼자만 울게 될 것이다

("Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.")

Sometimes I wonder if I am slightly insane
Or is it me just being childish
Behaving like a drunk in sheer sobriety of others
Maybe we are not supposed to live in a collective normality?
Fuck knows
I hope I don't lose my mind some day
as I suspect that I might be susceptible to such thing................................................................................................................................................................................... .

Why is Turkey a fucked up country?

Many reasons, large and small (in no particular order. I will update the list as the time goes and as I keep ranting)

• Internet is very expensive and slow (compared to EU. Even fucking Bulgaria). Thanks to Türk Telekom not unbinding their copper wires and all that monopoly jazz.
• Gasoline prices are sky high. (4.72 lira (€1.88) per litre of A95; at the time I am writing this)
• Car acquisition tax is also sky high (171.4193% whereas Germans pay only 19% those lucky fucks!)
• Election threshold is 10% There is no other country IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMN WORLD that has this much high threshold.
• Any anti-gvmnt/state tweets, posts, blogs etc. can be trialed. Even as little as saying "fuck you Tayyip you motherfucker you! (in Joe Pesci accent)" might have dire consequences if you have a Turkish IP address.
• Rail transport sucks balls. So, you wanna travel intercity, don't ya? well fuck you! take the bus!
• Education system changes radically every 4 years.
• Conscription! So, you wanna conscientiously object, don't ya? well fuck you, you hippie gay bastard! Jail or do the service like a man(!)
• Alcohol prices are also sky high. Thanks to fucking Islamist assholes atop government.
• Traffic rules. well, what traffic rules? It's a jungle down there. Pedestrian crosses are just decorative patterns on roads.
• Also pedestrian walks are either 50 nanometre wide or just none existent all together. It's normal for people to walk on the side of the road.
• It's a secular country but we have a Presidency of Religious Affairs promoting hanefi sunni Islam. A chunk of everyone's tax goes into these assholes.
• There is simply no architecture or city planning. All cities and towns look like a giant concrete diarrhea.
• Not a cyclist friendly country. First they will make fun of your bicycle-wear and then squish you (pray that it's not a truck!). Oh, also no bicycle lanes.